Fresh, wildly fun comedy every week.

What I Do

Touring & Live Performances

Bringing high-energy comedy to stages across the country—from colleges and festivals to private events. Each show delivers memorable, hilarious experiences every time.

Literary & Writing Services

Crafting smart, original comedy for television, digital platforms, and live productions. Experienced in punch-up, script development, and creating standout comedic voices across formats.

Special Appearances

Dropping into festivals, showcases, and one-off events with sets that are fresh, flexible, and built for the moment. Perfect for curated lineups, surprise guests, and high-energy crowds.

Ethan Simmons-Patterson

About Ethan

Ethan Simmons-Patterson is a rising force in stand-up comedy, known for his laid-back delivery and sharp observational humor. Originally from Waukegan, Illinois, Ethan got his start performing in Iowa City while in college, graduating in 2015 before taking his talents to New York City.

Now based in Brooklyn, Ethan has become a regular in one of the most competitive comedy scenes in the country. He performs frequently at top venues including the world-renowned Comedy Cellar, The Stand NYC, and New York Comedy Club.

Drawing from his Midwestern roots and his experiences navigating life in New York, Ethan’s material blends clever writing with an easygoing stage presence that resonates with audiences. With a unique voice and a growing reputation, he continues to establish himself as a standout performer in the New York comedy scene.

Let’s Work Together

Contact

TOUR AGENT:
Ethan Kurtzman
ethan.kurtzman@caa.com

GENERAL INQUIRIES:
ethansimmonspatterson@gmail.com

Watch Ethan’s Stand-Up

- Comedy Central

- Don’t Tell Comedy